I'm like a Black Wes Johnson out here getting you pumped up for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals featuring your NATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS CAPITALS!
See, cuz Wes Johnson is the voice you hear in Capital One Arena before and during every Caps game. His energy level is THROUGH THE ROOF and he never fails to get the crowd pumped for another Caps victory.
And he's white.
I'M getting you pumped as well for another Caps victory by playing this cover of "Renegades Of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine. See how hyped you are!
And I'm black.
Ergo, I'm like a Black Wes Johnson.