If you ever get up to Newfoundland, PA be sure to hit up Newfoundland Sanctuary Church. That's the spot to get your AR-15 blessed and, fingers crossed, get married in the traditional AR-15 church blessing ceremony.
Fo' serious.
What a cute couple! And what a badass bullet crown! I don't know if I like that one or the one below better.
Screw it, I'm getting them both.