What? You didn't have strippers at Grandpa's funeral?
LAME!
The Chinese know what's up. They know that you don't want to be going to funerals all the time. It's a major drag! But what if you brought in a few exotic dancers to spice up the festivities services.
I'll tell ya what happens...you get a packed house for Uncle Paul's final send off!
But of course the LAMESTREAM Chinese government thinks having strippers at your beloved aunt's funeral is "distasteful" so have actually passed a law against it. A lot of people are ignoring the law though, so the government has vowed to re-crackdown (not a real word) on the practice.
FYI, when I go, I absolutely want you to bring strippers to my funeral. Don't bother coming if you don't.