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Roche Goes Outside, Gets Worst Tan Line EVER!

Well this was a mistake.

Sunday morning I was invited to play tennis with my wife and our neighbors.

(Sidenote: No, I do not play tennis. It was laughable watching me swat at balls for two hours)

Not thinking, I threw on a headband to keep the sweat out of my eyes and rolled out to hit the courts.

Suntan lotion? Nah. It wasn't sunny and I had been out in the sun numerous times this spring. 

I had a base!

I wasn't going to get any darker this season. Or so I thought. After we got home, I showered and came down to watch some soccer when my wife busted into hysterics. 

Turns out, I DID need the lotion as I had the weirdest tan lines in history. 

I mean, seriously...look at this ludicrously! 

Question is, someone, somewhere HAS to have had a worse tan line at some point. 

Please tell me that is the case.

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