Well this was a mistake.
Sunday morning I was invited to play tennis with my wife and our neighbors.
(Sidenote: No, I do not play tennis. It was laughable watching me swat at balls for two hours)
Not thinking, I threw on a headband to keep the sweat out of my eyes and rolled out to hit the courts.
Suntan lotion? Nah. It wasn't sunny and I had been out in the sun numerous times this spring.
I had a base!
I wasn't going to get any darker this season. Or so I thought. After we got home, I showered and came down to watch some soccer when my wife busted into hysterics.
Turns out, I DID need the lotion as I had the weirdest tan lines in history.
I mean, seriously...look at this ludicrously!
Question is, someone, somewhere HAS to have had a worse tan line at some point.
Please tell me that is the case.