If you send a scorpion to someone for Valentine's Day, I think that sends a pretty clear message about your feelings. It's not a good sign. Topo Chico can make that happen for you!
Starting on Friday, February 10th, you'll have the chance to send someone a strawberry guava candy-coated scorpion that is edible. Can you imagine getting this for Valentine's Day?! Clearly you did someone dirty if you get a scorpion in a box!