All these years later and we finally found out what happened!
Coheed and Cambria continued Rick Springfield's story from the 80's with their new song "Jessie's Girl 2". After the guy was all goo-goo-gah-gah about his friend's lady, he finally ended up with her. Unfortunately, it wasn't the fairytale romance that he expected. She ends up being a troublemaking nutjob and the guy can't get out of this relationship.
The song is Coheed and Cambria + the 80's, and the video makes it even better with Rick Springfield as the star!