So this is what we are doing now, huh?
Well, maybe he'd just taken the horse out to dinner, caught a movie and then had a few drinks at a cozy little bistro things might have worked out better for him. Just sayin'.
I'm just hoping the horse kicked him in his privates.
Officials say 67-year-old James Von Dundas from North Potomac, Maryland, was charged with attempted carnal knowledge of an animal after soliciting an undercover Loudoun County Animal Services officer on Thursday for the opportunity to have sexual relations with a horse.