Sleeplessness will make people do irrational things. Like calling the police to report a spouse's snoring.
An exhausted English man phoned the West Midlands Police emergency line complaining that his wife sounds like "motorbike" and he "doesn't know what to do".
The cops, who clearly had no sympathy for his plight, cautioned the man saying, "this isn't a police matter" and to please seek medical advice when his wife wakes up.
To add insult to injury, the WMP released the call audio online under the headline, "Stupid Timewaster's 999 Call." (999 being the 911 of the UK.)
How bad is your partner's snoring? What have you done to combat it?