We've finally found it - the absolutely, positively, most Florida story in the history of Florida.
St. Augustine police recently arrested a woman named Crystal Methvin. For possession of crystal meth.
On May 26, Police found Crystal June Methvin sitting in a car on the side of the highway. A search turned up crystal meth in Methvin's purse as well as empty plastic bags, leading police to believe that Methvin was in the meth business. She's being held on $5,000 bond.
Just think - if police had waited five more days, then Crystal June Methvin would have been arrested for crystal meth in June.