Ummmmmm, what?!?!
China Central TV aired a video of a naked man making love to a motorcycle.
The security camera clip really took off with viewers when it was released on a viral video site called Live Leak.
The message board is filling up with names for the bike ("Sue Zuki") and other comments, like "Didn't even stick around to cuddle?"
The sexual attraction to machines like motorcycles and cars is known as "mechanophilia."