Burglar Breaks Into a Sex Shop, Watches Porn and Steals a Life Size Inflatable Love Doll

From The Manchester Evening News:

A lusty burglar broke into a sex shop to watch a porn video and steal a top-of-the-range sex doll.

The love-lorn thief smashed his way into The Adult Shop in Bury through the roof, leaving plaster and debris everywhere.

He rifled through a series of sex toys but took only one - a £300 Heidi Lauritsen love doll.

He took the anatomically correct inflatable from its box and fled back through the hole in the roof.

And before he left he appears to have watched a pornographic DVD on the shop’s computer.

Officers from Greater Manchester Police were called to the shop on on Bolton Road on Sunday morning.

They found roof tiles had been removed, allowing the burglar to get access to the office and then the shop area.

The burglar rifled through a number of sex toys including other dolls.

All of them were left behind except for Heidi, a luxury blonde-haired sex doll. The empty box was still in the shop.

Owner Alan Brook, who has run the business since 1974, also found that a porn DVD was still playing on the shop’s computer.

He told the M.E.N: “It’s probably an embarrassed customer who didn’t have the guts to buy it. There’s a lot of valuable stuff here he could have taken, like a computer and DVD player and a £10,000 photocopier.

There must be £25,000 of kit in there but that doll was the only thing that was taken. It makes me wonder whether somebody has broken in just to steal that doll. That’s certainly the impression the police gave me.

“It’s obvious they’ve also been watching porn on the office computer, the cheeky bugger. But apart from the damage, nothing else has been stolen.

“It’s probably cost me £1,500 to fix the roof and the ceiling.”

He added: “I’ve been here 42 years and we’ve only been robbed a couple of times. Once someone came through the shop window and took a load of DVDs. But on this occasion they’ve only taken one item.”

Asked what he would tell the thief, he said: “I don’t see a need to break in. We are cheap enough. Don’t be shy. Give us a try!”

Officers from GMP are thought to be examining finger prints taken from the scene and CCTV footage.

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