Missing Millionaire: $3 Million Lottery Ticket From Sterling, Va. Unclaimed Dockless Bikeshare Program May Come to DC in SeptemberD.C. Schools Give Teachers Gift Cards to Purchase Classroom SuppliesBoston Red Sox players have been using Apple Watches to cheat and the Yankees have proof.Passy Pete The Lobster predicts that Maine will have 6 more weeks of summer.Enough of the flying bodily fluids on buses, folks. A Metro bus driver got spit on by a rider in DC.If you’re looking for rare sneakers, police in Ohio’s Licking County are selling a convicted drug dealer’s collection.No, you can’t pay a library fine with Chuck E. Cheese tokens.The Washington Monument will have a new elevator and screening area when it reopens in 2019.A North Carolina man is suing a doctor for having an affair with his wife.A family’s blocked toilet was all due to a python in the plumbing. Salvador Dali was dug up for nothing. He's not the father of a paternity test.REI Rockville is having a Zombie Preparedness class on 10/26.Breaking Benjamin "Unplugged" is coming to the Fillmore Silver Spring on 10/4.The Cubs Wilson Contreras busted for sliding into Mia Khalifia's DMs.Dave Matthews, Justin Timberlake, Cage The Elephant and more playing "A Concert For Charlottesville" later this month. Listen to Roche's new podcast, The Sphere Of Roche!