Whatever your stance is on masks, after watching this video I can see why they are a thing.
Dude has some incredible particle action going on as he's talking. The way the sunlight is hitting him makes it visibly clear how much perspiration comes out of some people's mouths when they are breathing and talking.
It's hard to tell exactly in the video, but it appears there's a good chance this dude just washed down his buddy's Coors Light with his mouth vapors.
If you have watched the garbage that is the movie The Benchwarmers, this dude is the real-life Sammy Sprinkler.