There are a number of facts I learned watching this video despite it clocking in at just under 10 seconds in length.
- Don't get so drunk that removing all articles of clothing seems like a viable thing to do.
- Don't get naked and then in an argument with a bouncer.
- Don't tick off the bouncer so much that he kicks you in the bare balls.
Now, I know this video is censored but I probably could have posted the unedited version and not gotten in trouble with my bosses. There's maybe one or two frames where you can see a wiener if you squint. So yeah, dude got kicked in the balls/wiener/grundle region and barely made a squeak.