A dude requires the help of some friends after he apparently got an object stuck up his nose and couldn't get it out! They got out a flashlight and some pliers and grab hold of the object and begin to pull.
The woman holding the pliers then requests some tissues as she begins the big pull.
Finally, the object is extracted and lo and behold, it's a house key. How did that even get up there?
"I fell on it," is his response.
Hate when I fall on keys.