A Florida man who was busted for masturbating in a Walmart parking lot told police he was lonely and missed his ex-girlfriend.
The incident took place on Wednesday, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, titled "Walmart Wanker."
The police was called after a shopper noticed a man having fun with himself inside a Kia vehicle in the parking lot.
Apparently, the man had his window rolled down and was performing the act in broad daylight.
When cops arrived, one officer noted in the arrest report, "I noticed that he had an obvious erection protruding in his shorts."
The man, 26-year-old Kyle Weiss, initially told police he was an Uber Eats driver. Upon further questioning, Weiss confessed he was masturbating because "he is lonely as his ex-girlfriend is in Colorado," the police report states.
Weiss also admitted he didn't realize he "could be seen playing with himself."
He was arrested for exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct and was released on $1,000 bond, according to the police report.
Source: NYPost.com