Death Metal Band Selling "2020 Sucks" Face Masks That Also "Suck Ass"

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2020 is not even halfway through and it is shaping up to be one of the worst years in recent memory. So a death metal band is commemorating the year with a new face mask they designed.

Cattle Decapitation designed a "2020 Sucks" mask to feature all of the meme-worthy parts of 2020 including Australia on fire, Kenneth Copeland, Tiger King, "Karen", hand sanitizer, TP, "Wood", every concert being cancelled and of course, the band's logo inside a COVID-19 illustration.

The backside of the mask also has a design, featuring a photo of an anus because "2020 sucks ass." Click here to see it (NSFW).

The product description on IndieMerchStore.com reads:

Covid-19 contamination...Concert Cancellations...Conceited Cat Killers... Kenneth Copeland...Controversy.... Karen. Concurrently, 2020 has been one cacophonous dumpster fire of Coronavirus created community culpability. Celebrate our species-specific senselessness with this sensationally sublimated Cattle Decapitation "2020 Sucks" face mask. Featuring an assemblage of unfortunate anthropogenic anecdotes anno 2020! An obnoxious array of absurdity with a reverse side that features abominable assholery for your anterior aperture.

The band also notes that a "butthole-less version is unavailable due to COVID-19."


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