A woman from Ohio has been arrested after she allegedly called 911 to ask for help in extinguishing a fire in her crotch.
50-year-old Katrina Morgan reportedly placed the call at around 10:00pm on Saturday to report that her "p****" was ablaze.
She allegedly asked police if that fire department's "hose is working" and said "I need somebody to come put it out with their hose," according to the Port Clinton News Herald.
Police responded to the scene where Morgan had called from where she and some other people had been drinking.
Officers then attempted to place her under arrest for filing false reports and disrupting police operations.
Morgan initially put up resistance to the officers but relented after they threatened to use a stun gun on her, according to the report.
She now faces charges of disrupting public services, making false alarms, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct, says the police department.