Dry roasted peanuts, Cracker Jack, and the National Anthem. Three things synonymous with professional baseball game.
At the start of each game, fans are asked to rise for the National Anthem and men to remove their hats.
Then, the Star Spangled Banner is recited. Only in this case the National Anthem is a rap song by Iggy Azalea.
The crowd collectively gasps as the lyrics "Open up the safe bitches got a lot to say" are blasted throughout the stadium. Whoever is at the controls quickly cuts off the music then starts the real National Anthem.
Safe to say someone got fired for this?