Metro Security Report Shows Violent Crimes Down, Operator Assaults Up
Maryland Governor Offers $500 Million to Metro
Sex robots could be hacked and eventually murder you. Awesome.
A man was arrested for threatening McDonald’s employees. He had a knife in one hand and his penis in the other.
Miami paramedics couldn’t reach a woman in labor during Hurricane Irma so she had to deliver the baby herself.
South Park will cover the Charlottesville rallies in their season premiere tomorrow night on Comedy Central.
Sweet baby Jesus! Jolt Cola is coming back in all of its caffeinated glory!
People are furious after getting scammed during the New York City Pizza Festival.
Liam Neeson says he’s done being an action movie hero.
Well that didn’t take long. Details are already coming out about a sequel to It.