There's No Better Way To Say I Love You Than With The Smell Of Hippo Poop?!

Forget the roses and chocolates, don't worry about a fancy dinner. This year for Valentine's Day, show your love with hippo poop!

The San Antonio Zoo is offering hippo poop scented candles from Stinky Candle Company, made to smell like their male hippo Timothy. Why would you get this? Because the zoo said that "poop is the cologne of the hippo world and is used to impress potential mates." That's why!

You can order the Hippo Love scented candle and see more from the San Antonio Zoo by going here, ya weirdo!


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