Death Metal Band Selling "2020 Sucks" Face Masks That Also "Suck Ass"

2020 is not even halfway through and it is shaping up to be one of the worst years in recent memory. So a death metal band is commemorating the year with a new face mask they designed.

Cattle Decapitation designed a "2020 Sucks" mask to feature all of the meme-worthy parts of 2020 including Australia on fire, Kenneth Copeland, Tiger King, "Karen", hand sanitizer, TP, "Wood", every concert being cancelled and of course, the band's logo inside a COVID-19 illustration.

The backside of the mask also has a design, featuring a photo of an anus because "2020 sucks ass." Click here to see it (NSFW).

The product description on IndieMerchStore.com reads:

Covid-19 contamination...Concert Cancellations...Conceited Cat Killers... Kenneth Copeland...Controversy.... Karen. Concurrently, 2020 has been one cacophonous dumpster fire of Coronavirus created community culpability. Celebrate our species-specific senselessness with this sensationally sublimated Cattle Decapitation "2020 Sucks" face mask. Featuring an assemblage of unfortunate anthropogenic anecdotes anno 2020! An obnoxious array of absurdity with a reverse side that features abominable assholery for your anterior aperture.

The band also notes that a "butthole-less version is unavailable due to COVID-19."


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