Perhaps one of the greatest moments in cinematic history is in the 2001 movie Freddy Got Fingered when Gordy, played by Tom Green, offers his father some sausage with an orchestrated flock of hot dogs controlled by strings tied to his hands while he plays a song "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage?" on a keyboard.
If you take that scene and combine it with a man who likes to get naked and eat pizza and is losing his mind while social distancing, you get this new number. We'll go ahead and call it "Anybody Want a Pizza Slice?" It is quite disturbing but also quite entertaining.
If this quarantining lasts another couple of months, I am very much looking forward to seeing how weird things can get.