Haha Kai, bro you are the man.  This hitchhiker is no bum, but a real life saver.  Check out his story about stopping a self proclaimed Jesus man from hitting hella bodies.

We need more men like you in the world and less that are trying to snap women's necks like a pencil stick... only you Kai would say pencil stick.

A hitchhiker like yourself is always 'worthwhile and no one can ever take that away from you'