Haha Kai, bro you are the man. This hitchhiker is no bum, but a real life saver. Check out his story about stopping a self proclaimed Jesus man from hitting hella bodies.
We need more men like you in the world and less that are trying to snap women's necks like a pencil stick... only you Kai would say pencil stick.
A hitchhiker like yourself is always 'worthwhile and no one can ever take that away from you'