While everyone (including Brent Musburger) drools over Alabama QB A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, I'll have no problems taking the woman to her left...his mom.
Dee Dee Bonner doesn't look like much in that picture (especially next to Katherine Webb), but what about here:
Photo credit: Busted Coverage
Let everyone fight over A.J.'s girlfriend...I'll be over here making time with his mom (ok, more like, "over here spending some alone time with a picture of his mom"...but you get the point.