Jacob Close was asked for his opinion on the Washington Redskins' name by a Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania newspaper. The Press Enterprise asked the question as a part of their weekly "Your Opinion" feature.
"I think they should keep the same name, but change the mascot to a potato."
Hilarious. So original.
But, there's a problem.
Close was a wanted man. The 25-year-old jumped bail in New York. So, when his name and photo appeared in the newspaper, authorities tracked him down and arrested him.