On February 11, 2004 (ten years ago) an episode of Chappelle's Show aired on Comedy Central. This episode featured Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories. The subject was Charlie's run-ins with Rick James.
The sketch is probably the greatest from the show, which makes it one of the best comedy sketches of all time. There are TONS of quotable moments.
Enjoy. (Also, these are the uncensored versions. Be prepared for that.)