Sir Mix-a-lot is a prophet.

Scientists at the University of Oxford have concluded that women with large butts are healthier than women without those juicy doubles.  Other scientists have found that women with back are smarter, also.

"The fact that body fat's distribution is quite important for your health has been known for some time now," Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos said.

Apparently women with fat in their lower body produce hormones that metabolize sugar and other lipids.  That's a good thing.  Fat in your abdomen has the opposite affect.

So, does that mean that these two women are the smartest, healthiest women alive?